I Want a Country (Parody of Judy Brady's I Want a Wife)
I belong to the classification of people known as Americans. My friend from over seas came to visit me and explained why she wished she had a country like mine. I thought about it and realized I want a country like America as well!
I want a country that has fresh water and clean seas. I want a country that can avoid water crisis' and droughts so I never have to worry about the safety of what I am drinking. I want a country with ample amount of farm land so I always know that my food isn't processed and is very nutritious. I want a country that is at peace with neighboring countries. Mexico is a great vacation spot and I like to visit my cousins in Canada every once in awhile! Basically, I want a country that keeps itself organized and efficient.
I want a country that is diverse. I would like for many different ethnic groups to be represented equally and for color of skin to not matter at all. I want a country with a government that advocates for all groups of people and has everyone's best interest at heart. I want a country that diminishes discrimination and excepts everyone for who they are. I want a country that distributes some wealth to the poor. In an ideal country, the poverty rate and homeless percentage would be close to zero. I want a country that provides cheap health care and helps sick individuals without killing their bank accounts. I want a country that keeps all their families happy and health. Needless to say, I want a country that treats all their people equally and just wants the best for them.
Woah! Who wouldn't want this country?!
I want a country that has fresh water and clean seas. I want a country that can avoid water crisis' and droughts so I never have to worry about the safety of what I am drinking. I want a country with ample amount of farm land so I always know that my food isn't processed and is very nutritious. I want a country that is at peace with neighboring countries. Mexico is a great vacation spot and I like to visit my cousins in Canada every once in awhile! Basically, I want a country that keeps itself organized and efficient.
I want a country that is diverse. I would like for many different ethnic groups to be represented equally and for color of skin to not matter at all. I want a country with a government that advocates for all groups of people and has everyone's best interest at heart. I want a country that diminishes discrimination and excepts everyone for who they are. I want a country that distributes some wealth to the poor. In an ideal country, the poverty rate and homeless percentage would be close to zero. I want a country that provides cheap health care and helps sick individuals without killing their bank accounts. I want a country that keeps all their families happy and health. Needless to say, I want a country that treats all their people equally and just wants the best for them.
Woah! Who wouldn't want this country?!
Your parody involving wanting a country is a great representation of a person wanting a “home” so to say. As you state the things a person wants in their own country you make it personal, and easily relatable to people in the real world, and what they want out of their country. Overall, you do a great job at portraying the most perfect country anyone could imagine by writing a parody of “I Want a Wife”
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